January 17, 2007
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NEW CHALLENGE FROM
KWEEN OF THE QUEENS
ME, IN A NUTSHELL
The object:
Write a synopsis of YOU! If you were to go on the internet and decide to look over the dating sites there, what would you put in your profile?
Never mind that most of us are married! So am I! But just imagine for a moment that you aren't, and are looking. What would you say about yourself? Your interests? A description of yourself ? Would you be brutally honest? Or playfully vague? Go ahead and write whatever you want! There are absolutely no boundaries for this challenge, except that I am requesting that you post a picture (not necessarily of yourself either!) Make it totally serious, make it side splittingly funny, make it YOUR OWN!
TIME FRAME:
MONDAY, JANUARY 22 and TUESDAY JANUARY 23.
CHECK OUT MiLady Tynee's FOR A BETTER IDEA OF WHERE THIS IDEA CAME FROM.
DIVORCED MOTHER OF FOUR SONS, VERY HOSPITABLE AND EASY TO GET ALONG WITH, AS LONG AS YOU DO THINGS MY WAY. I HAVE ONE SON AT HOME, WHO WILL MAKE LOTS OF NOISE AND IS ADHD. I HAVE FOUR DOGS, WHICH WILL ALWAYS COME FIRST, THEY GET THE BED, YOU GET THE COUCH. I MAKE A MEAN CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE. I EXPECT LOTS OF ATTENTION AND GET JEALOUS VERY EASILY. I LOVE MEXICAN FOOD. I AM A TV JUNKIE. I WILL TREAT YOU GOOD AS LONG AS YOU TREAT ME BETTER. I AM LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO IS WILLING TO PAMPER ME AND THAT INCLUDES POLISHING MY TOENAILS AND MASSAGING MY BACK, BUT JUST REMEMBER, I AM THE RECIEVER AND YOU ARE THE GIVER. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLEASE SEND A PICTURE.
Comments (25)
Yeah, this definitely made me giggle.
LMAO!!! You go, girl! Sisters are doing it for themselves!! You've earned it!
hehe. I like you! I hope you have trained your sons to treat women the way you want to be treated. That would make for four kick ass men in the world.
You're quite the beauty girl!
Do you want me to write one of these things too?
You sound perfect to me....You r picture is so pretty. I have a fiesty red haired friend who is about your age and you look so much like her. I miss her.
I hope you never change!
LOL, this was GREAT!!!
Girl, you are definitely a dreamer!
RYC...We got the ice (I'm guessing about 6" because that's what is packed on my lawn and drive) and we are expecting 8" to 10" of snow. Bleh.
ha ha, actually who knows, you might get have gotten some takers. OMG the saggy boobs and her mom, wow.
But will he climb the highest moutain and swim the deepest ocean for you? toenails and backrubs - that's easy
Lmaoooooooooooo You tell 'em girlfiend LOL Love it LOL xoxo Tynee
Tee hee hee....I love it!
MiLady,
PERFECT!!! Love it, love it, love it! If you find one, ask if he has a brother! Ha~Kween
You get the couch LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Love it LOL Thanks for sharing
xoxo Tynee
"I am the receiver and you are the giver"....perfect!
I'm with princess on this one, "I am the receiver and you are the giver" was the best part. I tell my hubby all the time jokingly of course, you know God brought to me to please me, so get busy. LOL
Great job! I'll third the motion that the "I am the receiver . . . " line is the best I've heard yet. Gotta get that one out right up front, right?
good job!!!
Too cute!! It should be refreshing for them to know right up front that we expect more than we are prepared to give!! LOL
love it!!
Good job! Love that the dogs get priority!
yea, I also love that the dogs come first... they are usually more loyal and they love unconditionally. great post, rock on
Cute... tell it like it is! LOL
Very cute, especially the couch part. LOL
Brilliant! How many photos do you think you'd get?! And how many of those photos would haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life?!!?
ha, good one!
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